Two for #2 Gift Pack - Give the Gift of Humor and Hygiene! (1 oz & 4 oz Bottles)
You could gift the traditional doggie themed socks, back scratchers, or fidget spinners. Or, you could give the gift of humor and hygiene and be a party hero! Plus, you save almost 10% off the retail price of a 1 oz and 4 oz bottle.
If you thought the potty stool and the before-you-go spray were perfectly hilarious (yet surprisingly useful) gifts, then this spray is for you, and it comes complete with pre-packaged gifty appearance.
So, what am I gifting?
Pristine is a toilet paper spray used as an alternative to wet wipes. Spray Pristine onto regular toilet paper, wipe, and flush. Pristine doubles as an air freshener for post-potty-use. Bonus!
Poop, potties, and posteriors are funny no matter how old you are. But, we're totally serious about cleaning butts. Everyone will have a good chuckle when they open their gift of a fancy butt cleanser. It will only take one use to realize that this stuff really works to clean and freshen the air.
See our adults, babies, and kids pages for more info on the actual benefits of Pristine that extend far beyond being a funny and unique holiday gift.
Directions for Adults & Kids
Spray 3-5 squirts of Pristine directly onto folded toilet paper
Directions for Babies
Spray desired amount of Pristine (try 3-5 squirts) onto reusable cloth, disposable dry wipes (e.g., 100% cotton dry wipes or paper towel squares), or directly onto baby's bottom
Gently wipe clean
Dispose of disposable wipe in diaper pale or launder cloth wipes as directed
1 ozis equivalent to about50wet wipes (~ $0.14 per wipe)
4 ozis equivalent to about200wet wipes (~$0.07 per wipe)
Pristine is manufactured in the USA with pure oils and using only natural ingredients, ingredients derived from plants, and other time-tested ingredients that meet the FDA GRAS standards, have been reviewed by the Cosmetic Ingredient Review board, score low on the EWG Skin Deep scale, and are permissible by Whole Foods Body Care standards. Pristine is always CLEAN and CLEAR of SLS/SLES, parabens, dyes, PEGS, 1,4-dioxane, phenoxyethanol, formaldehyde carriers, synthetic fragrances, and many other harsh chemicals.